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       The Boss says, "Alice, I can't give you the maximum raise because you
       don't respect other people's differences."<br />Alice says, "Why are
       you discriminating against me for my intolerance?"<br />Alice says,
       "If I am intolerant for some genetic reason, then I can't help it."<br
       />Alice says, "And if I'm intolerant because I can't learn to be
       otherwise, then obviously I have a learning problem."<br />Alice says,
       "Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me
       to notice it?"<br />Alice says, "You need to start appreciating me for
       my intolerance!"<br />Alice says, "And while I'm at it, allow my to
       mention that a monkeys seat cushion has better views than what I'm
       looking at right now."<br />The Boss says, "I'm not quite sure where
       to go with this."<br />Alice says, "Ooh! Oooh! I have a suggestion."
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