Dilbert - 2008-05-04 -
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The Boss says, "Dilbert, I want you to the be lead developer on this
project." The Boss says, "Don't check the other developers' work
because it will make them angry." Dilbert says, "That's okay, as long
as they do good work." The Boss says, "Actually, they do bad work.
Very, very bad work." Dilbert says, "You are setting me up for certain
failure." The Boss says, "If work were easy, no one would pay you to
do it." Dilbert says, "Okay. I'll go through the motions while hoping
the project gets canceled for other reasons." Dilbert says, "Keep up
the bad work, Carl." Carl says, "Who told you?"
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