Dilbert - 2007-12-09 -
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"I need a cost estimate on your project." "I have no idea I haven't
even gathered the user requirements." "Don't worry I won't hold you to
the estimate." "Yes you will. You will put it in the plan, forget we
had this conversation, and fire me when I go over budget." "Give me a
number or I'll fire you right now." "Okay, it will cost ten million
dollars." "That's too high." "If you already know the cost why are you
asking me?" "So you'll feel like you had input." "Is input supposed to
feel this bad?"
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