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       "Every company needs goals." GOALS "We have division goals, department
       goals, district goals, personal goals and affiliate goals." "You will
       all attend a four-hour training session on how to write goals." "Every
       week you will report on how you are doing compared to your goals."
       "Those reports will be entered into a giant database." "Won't the size
       and complexity of the database make it impossible to know what's
       really happening?" "Yes. That's why your raises will be based on what
       you look like." "Bummer for you."
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