Dilbert - 2006-11-12 -
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"Before you energize my team with your proposal, let me introduce
everyone." "This is Wally. He'll show no reaction because he hopes
apathy will kill our idea before it creates work." "This is Alice.
She'll leave halfway through your presentation to take a phone call."
"This is Asok. He'll be enthusiastic because he doesn't understand how
the real world works." "This is Dilbert. He'll tell you why your idea
is impossible." "This is Carol. She'll spend the entire meeting
wondering if that's your real hair." "And this is Ted. He gave his
two-weeks' notice last week." "And I like to keep my eyes closed the
entire time because of my allergies. Go."
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