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       Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Our employee onboarding
       process will get you all mainstreamed in no time at all." "This will
       be your cubicle, if we can find another place to store this junk."
       "You'll get a phone and a computer if the budget ever gets approved."
       "This is Alice. She will be your mentor." "I don't have time to
       babysit! I'm buried in work!" "I do not like you. I...do...not...like
       you!!!" "Stand in the hallway and read these binders. If you learn
       anything, forget it, because knowledge isn't rewarded here." "Try
       giving up hope. It turns the bad feeling into emptiness."
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