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       "According to my benchmark tests, our product is the worst one on the
       market." "Maybe you can tweak the numbers." "Fake them?" "Fake is such
       an ugly word." "Just remember that your next raise depends on the
       sales of that product." "And mistakes happen. A decimal place can be
       either here or there." "All I'm asking is that you do the tests
       again...while drinking." "I always wondered what job satisfaction felt
       like."
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