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       "Welcome to Dogbert's school of management." "In today's lesson you
       will learn how to get your employees to do the impossible." "I have
       issued to each of you one large rock for practice." "Throw your rock
       in the air and demand that it stay there without falling." "Offer some
       non-monetary compensation to your rock to incent it." "If your rock
       refuses to comply, try yelling at it. Go." bonk! - "OW!" bonk! - "OW!"
       bonk! - "OW!" bonk! - "OW!" bonk! - "OW!" bonk! - "OW!" "For those of
       you who stood directly below your rock, congratulations. Pick up your
       diploma on the way out."
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