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       "Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Phil O'Dendron." "Phil is a potted
       plant. He'll sit in your cubicle all day while you try to work." "Does
       it talk?" "He has three stories that he repeats in an infinite loop."
       "He'll begin with his reasons for why you should use his tax guy."
       "Then he'll do a recap of recent reality TV shows." "And last but not
       least, 'The way we did it at my last job.'" sob "How do you plan to
       cut expenses?" "Well, performance bonuses are under control."
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