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       "I'm like the story of the auto mechanic." "A woman has her car towed
       into the shop. The mechanic opens the hood and takes a look." "After
       about ten seconds he takes a hammer and taps the engine. It starts
       right up." "The mechanic says, 'That will be $100, please.'" Zzzzz
       "The woman says, '$100??? All you did was tap the engine!'" "The
       mechanic says, 'It's $90 for knowing where to tap and $10 for the
       tap.'" zzzzz TAP! "20 years ago I wouldn't have known which one of you
       to tap."
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