Dilbert - 2006-07-30 -
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"Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?" "Nope." "I'm playing
budget chicken with the director of operations." "I'm hoping that his
department needs the infrastructure more than we do." "If I can bluff
him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win."
"He'll be reprimanded for exceeding his budget and I'll get a bonus
for being under mine." "I'll use the bonus to buy a summer cabin by
the lake." "Then I'll e-mail him pictures of my cabin and say, 'I hope
you're enjoying your infrastructure as much as I'm enjoying my
cabin!'" "You've reached a new low." "I've been thinking of firing you
so I can get a fishing hat."
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