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       "Dilbert, this is Amber Dextrous, your new co-worker." "Nice to meet
       you. Nice to meet you." "She's going for the hug." "Oh heck, I'll just
       go with the flow and for once not be the socially awkward one." "She
       wasn't going for the hug. She shakes with both hands." "She's the
       perfect employee. She can do two things at the same time!" "Human
       resources surgically separated the two sides of her brain so she can
       multitask." Two days later "I'm sorry to report that Amber drowned
       while trying to talk and drink water at the same time." "Human
       resources would like to see you after this meeting."
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