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       "Welcome to Dogbert's accelerated sales training course." "Today you
       will learn how a person can simultaneously drink and golf." "What will
       we learn tomorrow?" "Tomorrow? What part of 'accelerated' is confusing
       you?" "As you know, the hard part about drinking and golfing is that
       they both require your hands." "That's why I invented the sportsman's
       beer muzzle." "Give this to your client and the sale will practically
       make itself." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "This ish the besht day of my
       life!" "I'll put you down for ten pallets of mouse pads."
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