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       Your management performance has been abysmal. I'm afraid I have to
       minimize you. "Minimize? Is that like downsize?" "Downsizing is only
       for non-managers." "Abysmal managers get minimized. Follow me." "Your
       new office is the size of a refrigerator crisper." "You will have no
       direct reports and your job title will be 'Director of Unnecessary and
       Special Projects.'" "Can I ever be maximized?" "Maybe if some other
       manager jumps off the roof." "You're right - the view up here is
       spectacular!"
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