Dilbert - 2006-03-12 - Dilbert Comic for 2006-03-12
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"Welcome to Dogbert's catch-and-release CEO seminar."
"Catch-and-release is more than a way to hurt fish for entertainment."
"It's a philosophy that will inform your entire life." "For example,
when you acquire a new company, wait a few years and then spin it
off." "When you catch a new spouse, wait a few years and then set it
free." Boot! "When you golf, hit that ball into a hole and then take
it out." "Your ultimate goal is to look decisive without making any
real decisions." "Good seminar. It makes fishing more fun when you
know it hurts them!" "Ouch!"
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