Dilbert - 2006-02-19 - Dilbert Comic for 2006-02-19
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"I'm thinking about buying a more fuel efficient car." "Why?" "It's my
patriotic duty to reduce this country's dependency on foreign sources
of oil." "Why?" "Because then the countries that hate us will have
less money to fund terrorists." "Actually, developing countries would
buy the oil you saved, thus adequately funding those same terrorists."
"At least I wouldn't be funding them myself." "Oil is a fungible
commodity. The capitalist system virtually guarantees that you'll end
up buying the lowest cost oil from sources unknown to you." "Well,
maybe, but I want my car to make a statement." "And the statement
would be 'Hey, everyone, I don't understand what fungible means!'"
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