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       "I'd like to buy some insurance, but I don't know much about it." "You
       need my special indemnity casualty whole life umbrella rider binder."
       "What does it cover?" "I can't answer that directly?" "Just read that
       list of exclusions. Anything not in there is covered." "Does it cover
       acts of God?" "Yes, unless you pray to the wrong one." "How do I know
       if it's the wrong god?" "If you buy this insurance, and lightning
       doesn't strike me, try another god."
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