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       Your resume says you're a career criminal. "Yup." "Um...why are you
       applying for a job here?" "I'm getting tendonitis in my
       pistol-whipping arm." "I thought I'd try the slower paced life of
       white collar crime." "Security." "How much can I expect to embezzle in
       my first year?" "Earl?" "Lefty!" "Forget this job. Security is where
       the big money is." "Can you get me in?" "I should start locking my
       desk."
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