Dilbert - 2005-11-20 -
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"I'd like to return this scarf." "What's wrong with it?" "It isn't
um...scarfy enough." "I'll just run your card through the computer
and..." "Uh-oh...You're on our Bad Customer list. You've returned over
a thousand items to this store." "In fact, you've purchased and
returned this same scarf seventeen times." "Company policy says that I
have to harvest your organs and sell them on eBay." "It was good while
it lasted."
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