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       SALE "I'll take that chair." "Excellent choice." "Now sit there
       quietly and try not to ask the one question that will kill this sale."
       "Is the chair in stock?" "GAAA!!!" "The truth is that we don't sell
       chairs at all. We sell the hope that a chair will someday be made for
       you." "How long will that take?" "If I could answer that question, it
       would be the same as selling you an actual chair." "How about if I
       tell you it will ship in two months, and you call and yell at me every
       three months for eternity?" "Did you buy a chair?" "There's no way to
       know."
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