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       "Good evening. This is the Dogbert Easy News Channel." "We bring you
       all the news that's easy to gather." "Today's top story is about
       something that was first reported in a newspaper and later read by
       me." "People in other countries want to kill us. The rest of the
       article is mostly names I can't pronounce." "We thought about asking
       them why they want to kill us, but they don't have phones." "So here's
       the next best thing: a debate between two middle-aged white guys who
       also don't know why people want to kill us." "They hate us because we
       are so wonderful." "Buy my book or you will all die!" "Next on Easy
       News, our panelists wll discuss dumb crooks who keep getting stuck in
       chimneys." "Excellent."
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