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       "Here are your regular goals and here are your stretch goals." "What's
       the difference?" "The regular goals can be achieved by sacrificing
       health and your personal life." "The stretch goals require all of that
       plus some sort of criminal conduct." "I'm guessing that your boss gave
       uou the regular goals and you came up with the stretch goals on your
       own." "That way, When I achieve the regular goals you'll get a raise
       because I missed the stretch goals." "Then you'll get a bouns for
       salaries below budget." "Maybe we should talk about the ultra-stretch
       goals later."
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