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       Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I need to hire an assistant
       manager." "I want someone similar to me, but slightly worse in every
       way." "Worse than you??" "Yes, but only slightly." "The ideal
       candidate wouldn't be a threat to replace me." "I'll check my database
       of applicants who are both hideous and criminally insane." "I said
       slightly worse." "Exactly. I found one." "I can pretend to read in
       five languages." "I hate cats."
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