Dilbert - 2005-02-20 -
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Let's have a pre-meeting before your meeting with our vice president.
"Don't mention any problems because he might try to fix them." "Don't
say anything about budgets or deadlines because he might reduce them."
"Leave out the technical stuff because it will only confuse him."
"That leaves me nothing to talk about." "Perfect!" "Hello... And in
summary. Are there any questions?" "Wow! That's the first presentation
that hasn't made me feel nauseated or dizzy! Great job!" "Why does
success make me hate humanity?" "They deserve it."
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