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       Let's have a pre-meeting before your meeting with our vice president.
       "Don't mention any problems because he might try to fix them." "Don't
       say anything about budgets or deadlines because he might reduce them."
       "Leave out the technical stuff because it will only confuse him."
       "That leaves me nothing to talk about." "Perfect!" "Hello... And in
       summary. Are there any questions?" "Wow! That's the first presentation
       that hasn't made me feel nauseated or dizzy! Great job!" "Why does
       success make me hate humanity?" "They deserve it."
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