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       "Tomorrow I'll tell the stockholders that we earned $100 million!" 
       "Will you tell them that you gave all of their profits to senior
       management in the form of unexpensed stock options?"  "We had to be
       incentivized."  "So you wouldn't take their furniture, too?"
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