Dilbert - 2004-05-16 - 
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       "Would you review my celebrity business plan?"  "Sure."  "First, I'll
       commit a sensational crime that the media can't ignore."  "Then I'll
       hire celebrity lawyer, Johnny 'Red' Galipigos to help me beat the
       rap."  "I'll use my fame to land a part on a reality tv show where I
       will win by cheating."  "Then I'll gain a massive amount of the weight
       so the tabloids will fixate on me."  "Burp"  "Then I'll become a
       spokesperson for a weight loss product."  "It works!"  "Lastly, I'll
       write children's books."  "What about rehab?"  "Good catch.  I totally
       forgot the part where I get addicted to pain killers."  "Otherwise it
       looks good."
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