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       dogcart explains stock investing  Dogbert: pay attention.  First,
       employees provide data.  Th boss: is your project on schedule? Wally:
       I didn't know I had a project.  A Manager refines the data.  The boss:
       we're on schedule.  The CEO gives visibility to analysts. CEO: no
       problems whatsoever.  Accountants publish bad news in footage notes
       using a combination of nanotechnology and gibberish.  Accountant:
       still too obvious.  -Discount brokerage firms tell you that you're
       smart-  Use you own ideas!  Investors do their own research  Buy it
       because I did.  Thank you unbiased stranger!  A secret society of
       Donald Trump look alike end up with all your money  trumps: you're
       fired. you are!
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