Dilbert - 2004-03-14 - 
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       "I need a day off to attend my twin sister's funeral."  "A whole day?
       How well did you know her?"  "She.. was.. my... twin."  "But not
       identical!"  "How does that matter?"  "Well, she didn't even look like
       you."  "And yet you want a whole day off for a service that takes
       fifteen minutes."  "Gaa! It would be impossible to be more
       insensitive!"  "I'll compromise. My pet gerbil is on his last legs.
       I'll give you the day off if you toss him in the casket so I don't
       have to bury him myself."  "When do you think it will die?"  "Depends.
       How much does your sister weigh?"
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