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       "Now Dilbert will explain what went wrong with our projects this
       year."  "All of our problems were caused by a woman named Lisa." 
       "Lisa never learned to act aloof and unapproachable. Sometimes she
       smiles and men she doesn't even know."  "Gasp."  "Gasp."  "As you
       know, 90% of engineers are lonely men."  "A permanent line formed
       outside her cubicle."  "The engineers brought her food, gifts and
       poems that weren't as funny as they'd hoped."  "Food, Gifts, Poems
       (bad)."  "I recommend replacing Lisa with someone more like this." 
       "What's THAT supposed to mean?"  "My poems aren't funny?"
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