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       "The new batch of job applicants is more desperate than usual." 
       "Excellent."  "Five hundred qualified people applied for this
       position."  "Who wants this job the most?"  "I plan to pummel each
       applicant with a variety of objects, beginning with very soft items." 
       "Then I'll gradually move toward harder materials until only one
       person is left."  "I'll begin with this soft sugar doughnut."  "ZING.
       PIFF!"  "Thank you."  "How are theur attitudes?"  "Refreshingly
       upbeat!"
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