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       "Who's today's guest cartoonist?"  "At great expense, I've just hired
       Nildo Orbfutz as a consultant. He will increase our productivity
       hereby calculating how much time is actually wasted!"  "Well, Nildo.
       How did you acquire your credentials? Degree in business management?
       HR? PR? Psychology?"  "On-the-job training."  "Let me guess: you've
       been fired from every job you ever had... for wasting time?"  "Welcome
       to the wonderfuk world of consulting."  "Answer: go to Dilbert.com."
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