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       "Hey, it's a customer!"  "You're in luck; our next version has every
       feature you'll ever want!"  "It does?"  "I was ready to buy your
       current version... but I guess I'll wait."  "When will our new version
       be ready?"  "In a year."  "The new version will leapfrog our
       competition."  "Leapfrog? That implies that they have better products
       right now."  "BUY OUR PRODUCT, YOU STINKIN' PILE OF CRUD!!"  "SLAP!" 
       "I have to run. Try not to blow the sale."
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