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       "Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources."  "Your 401K
       Retirement Plan will be replaced with a 401A plan."  "The 'A' stands
       for afterlife."  "You'll get no money in this life, but the company
       will reward you in the afterlife."  "The odds of that happening seem
       low."  "Yes, but on an expected-value basis, a high potential reward
       compensates for low odds."  "For example, how many free software
       upgrades would I need to promise you in the afterlife to make you work
       yourself to death this year?"  "Seventy versions."  "I resisted his
       charisma. But he got me with his math."
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