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       "I have the results of the employee morale survey."  "The number one
       issue is 'not enough open and honest communication from management.'" 
       "Well, okay. I'm willing to give that a try."  "Management is looting
       the company while hiding the fact that we're in a death spiral." 
       "Whenever you talk, I think about fishing lures until the noise
       stops."  "When I see an employee suffer, it excites me in ways I don't
       understand."  "On nine separate occasions I've fired bald guys because
       I thought they were you."  "If this doesn't work for you. Let me know
       on next employee morale survey."
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