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       "Hi, I'm Matt. It's my first day here."  "I'm Dilbert."  "And this
       is..."  "I'd rather not say."  "I prefer to remain anonymous, so you
       won't feel comfortable asking me for anything later on."  "Here's my
       card. It's blank."  "The phrase that you're least likely to hear today
       is, 'We're just like family.'"  "Are you worried that he'll turn over
       the card and see your name?"  "No."  "Was that MY card?"  "I've been
       handing them out for years."
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