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       "Dogbert Consults."  "Your network-security product is buggy and
       complicated." "Your used guide is an inspired work of pure evil." 
       "And your tech-support department is an inebriated chimpanzee with a
       typewriter."  "One strategy would be to fix all of those problems." 
       "What's the other strategy?"  "Sell consulting services to your
       victims... I mean customers!"  "I'm so happy, it's making my hair
       quiver!"  "But what do we do when our consultants can't make our
       products work either?"  "They're paid by the hour."  "QUIVER!!"
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