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       "I surplussed Ted. You'll need to absorb his function."  "Absorb his
       function?"  "Are you telling me to do two jobs for one salary?"  "No,
       I'm telling you to absorb his function.. in an absorptive fashion." 
       "..Using osmosis, symbiosis, and synergy."  "Can you change reality by
       inventing new names for ordinary things?"  "I sure hope so. Otherwise
       my entire career has been a.. a.."  "Tragic series of monkey-brained
       mistakes?"  "Key learning."
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