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       Dilbert points to a slide and says, "As requested, I put together a
       list of functions     we should outsource."   Dilbert continues, "I
       limited my list to things we don't do well."   The Boss and Wally
       listen as Dilbert's voice continues, "Marketing, quality     control,
       engineering, finance, human resources, and customer support."  
       Dilbert says, "That leaves us with our core competence..."   Dilbert
       continues, "... Sitting around a brown table."   Dilbert says, "And,
       of course, our ability to speak honestly without fear of    
       retribution."   The Boss says, "You will never get another raise as
       long as I'm alive."   Dilbert responds, "Well, that puts a lot of
       pressure on the brown table strategy."
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