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       The Boss comes into Dilbert's cubicle and says, "Dilbert, write up our
       technology   strategy."   Dilbert replies, "Okay." He pauses and then
       asks, "What's our strategy?"   The Boss says, "How should I know? It's
       not written yet." He pauses and then   adds, "Duh!"   Dilbert turns
       and says, "How can I write about something that doesn't exist?" He  
       pauses and then adds, "Duh!"   The Boss replies, "It will exist, as
       soon as you write it." He pauses and then   adds, "Duh!"   The Boss
       and Dilbert exchange "Duhs:" The Boss says, "Duh!" Dilbert responds,  
       "Duh!" The Boss says, "Duh!" Dilbert responds, "Duh!" The Boss says,
       "Duh!"   Dilbert responds, "Duh!"   The Boss turns to leave and says,
       "Just do it." The Boss thinks to himself,   "Double duh." Dilbert
       responds, "Whatever." Dilbert thinks to himself, "Duh to   infinity." 
        Dilbert faces his computer and thinks, "If my company stock had any
       value, I'd   be selling it right now."
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