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       Dilbert says into the telephone, "Thanks for testing my new
       invention."   The woman on the other end of the line says, "If this
       thing works, it will forever   change the way that mothers use the
       telephone."   Dilbert says, "We've been on the phone for half a
       minute. The noise should start   at any moment."   The woman says,
       "Here it comes." A toddler walks into the room and yells, "Hey!   What
       are you doing on the phone?!"   The toddler continues yelling, "Can I
       eat ten cookies? I think my arm is broken!   Where's my toy?!!"   The
       toddler cries, "Waaaaaaaaa!!"   On the other end of the line, Dilbert
       says, "Now push the toddler noise   cancellation button."   The
       toddler's mouth is still wide open, but no sound is coming out. The
       woman   says, "It stopped the noise, but you need to do something
       about the visual."
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