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       Wally is walking past Alice's cubicle. Alice calls out, "You're coming
       to work at   nine-thirty?"   Alice walks over to Wally and says, "By
       the time you get your coffee and get your   bagel, it'll be ten
       o'clock!"   Alice continues, "I started at six! I've already worked
       for four hours, and I'll   probably stay late!"   Alice continues,
       "Over the course of a lifetime, I'll work twice as much as you!"  
       Alice realizes, "But... we'll be paid the same... and we'll both die
       anyway."   Alice continues, "So.. I guess what you're saying is that
       you're smarter than I   am."   Alice yells, "I curse the casual
       brilliance of your life strategy!!!"   Wally walks away and thinks,
       "My bagel will be extra tasty today."
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