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       Headline: Seven Stages of a Performance Review. Alice is sitting at
       her   computer. The Boss approaches and says, "It's time."   Headline:
       Denial. Carol is sitting across from the Boss. She looks at her  
       evaluation and exclaims, "What the...? These aren't even my
       objectives!"   Headline: Anger. Alice grabs The Boss by his tie and
       says, "Who said these   things about me?!"   Headline: Bargaining.
       Alice calms down and asks, "What if I make someone   write a glowing
       e-mail about me?"   Headline: Depression. Alice slumps in her chair
       and says, "Morale slipping   away... hair.... so.... limp."  
       Headline: Acceptance. Alice stands to leave and says, "Whatever,
       there's no   budget for raises anyway."   Headline: Trash-talking.
       Alice walks away from The Boss' office and says to   herself, "...
       Wool-covered pile of ignorant monkey spit."   Headline: Lunch. Alice
       sits in her cubicle and thinks, "A falafel would hit the   spot."
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