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       Alice is walking outside, she approaches The Garbageman and asks,
       "Would it     be wrong to marry a man for his homemaking skills?"  
       The Garbageman replies, "Do a present-value cash-flow comparison of   
        marriage versus the equivalent service from trained monkeys."   Bobby
       is sobbing. Alice consoles him, "It's not you.. it's me... and a world
       wide     oversupply of monkeys."
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