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       Headline: Career Counseling. Dilbert sits across from a client. The
       client says, "I   love to hear myself talk."   The client continues,
       "But I don't like it when people roll their eyes and go   'phhht.'"  
       The client continues, "I'd like a job where people are forced to nod
       and smile   while I babble."   The client adds, "And I'd like to
       punish people for my own mistakes."   Dogbert says, "I recommend a
       career in management."   Dogbert continues, "Just to be sure, I'm
       going to give you a management   aptitude test."   The client replies,
       "Hey, I have an idea. Maybe I should pursue a career in   management!"
         Dogbert says, "Congratulations! You just passed the management
       aptitude test."   The client exclaims, "Yes!"
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