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       Alice enters Bob's office and asks, "Bob, can I have your revenue
       projections?"   Bob replies, "No. I'm reading my e-mail. I can't do
       two things at once."   Bob turns and says, "But I offer you this song
       instead."   Bob dances and sings, "Ooh-waa-waa! I'm single-task Bob.
       I'm single-task Bob."   Bob continues dancing and singing, "I can't
       multitask. I can only do one job."   Alice yells, "Just give me the
       stupid binder that on your desk!!"   Bob sits back down with his arms
       on his hips and says, "Sure. And I guess my e-  mail can just read
       itself, right?"   Once Alice leaves, Bob says to himself, "Reading
       goes quickly when you don't   slow down to comprehend."
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