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       The Boss stops an employee in the hallway and says, "I have some good
       news   for you!"   The Boss puts his arm around the employee and says,
       "The paperwork for your   promotion just came through."   The Boss
       says, "There were fifty good candidates for this job."   The Boss
       hands the paperwork to the employee and says, "It's a once-in-a- 
       lifetime opportunity."   The Boss continues, "Most people in your
       specialty are destined to be low-level   lackeys forever. But not
       you!"   The employee reads the paperwork and says, "Umm.. my name is
       Tim. This   promotion is for Tom."   The Boss replies, "Oh..." He
       pauses and then continues, "Well.. being a low-  level lackey forever
       is good, too."   Tim walks out crying. The Boss calls after him,
       "Could you tell Tom I have some   good news?"
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