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       Headline: Catbert the Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert sits
       behind a   desk and says, "Hello, head-count."   The employee asks,
       "Am I fired?" Catbert responds, "No, no, no..."   Catbert says, "I'd
       never fire you for making unflattering comments to the press   about
       the company."   The employee responds, "Really? Everyone said you're
       evil."   Catbert responds, "Heh, heh, thank you." He pauses and then
       continues, "But all   I'm doing is transferring you to a new job."  
       The employee says, "Gee, that doesn't sound bad." He pauses and then
       asks,   "What is it?"   Catbert says, "Our new assembly line is seven
       inches too low. Your job is to fix   it."   The employee's head is
       clamped in a machine. A factory worker is using his   legs as a lever
       with which to operate the machine. The employee thinks, "I'm   living
       for the weekend."
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