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       Asok and Dilbert are walking down the hall. Dilbert warns, "Uh-oh...
       don't make   eye contact with that guy." Asok asks, "Why not?"  
       Dilbert explains, "Ernie is unpackageable."   Dilbert continues, "Last
       year, the company offered a generous severance   package to people who
       volunteered to leave."   Dilbert continues, "Ernie volunteered. He
       imagined a life of retired bliss outside   this company."   Dilbert
       continues, "But too many people volunteered. In a cruel twist of fate,
         Ernie was forced to keep his job."   Dilbert continues, "Now he's
       nothing but an organic vessel for transporting self-  pity."   Ernie
       runs up to Asok and Dilbert and cries, "I could have been fishing!!!  
       Waaa!!!"   Alice, Asok, and Dilbert are sitting together. Asok's hair
       is standing straight up   and he still has a panicked expression on
       his face. Alice asks, "You looked?"   Dilbert responds, "I tried to
       warn him."
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