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       The Boss pokes his head in to Dilbert's cubicle and says, "Double the
       revenue   estimates and make sure the research supports it."   Dilbert
       responds, "But.. but... it's too late! The research is done, and it
       won't   support higher revenue!"   Dilbert is sitting on a doctor's
       table, shivering. The doctor flashes a light on   Dilbert's face and
       says, "Your stress is from a combination of drive-by-  management and
       a flashlight in your eyes."
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