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       Asok walks into Wally's cubicle and says, "Wally, can you teach me to
       work   smarter, not harder?"   Wally reaches for a stack of papers and
       says, "Grab an important-looking   document and follow me."   As
       they're walking, Wally says, "Walk briskly and pretend to be angry
       about what   you're reading." Asok makes a mean face and says,
       "Grrrr."   A co-worker approaches Wally and Asok and says, "Hey, Asok,
       would you help   me...?" Wally and Asok both stare at their papers and
       say, "Grrrr." The co-worker   continues, "Never mind."   Wally says to
       Asok, "As a rule, people try to avoid anyone who has more   problems
       than they do."   Wally continues, "Lesson two: make sure your shirt
       and your toothpaste are the   same color."   Wally points to his shirt
       and says, "This baby is covered with toothpaste stains,   but you'd
       never know it." Asok exclaims, "Wow!"   Wally continues, "And how
       often do you need to launder a shirt that smells   minty?" Asok
       exclaims, "Never!"
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